O melhor ventríloco do mundo (Natal)

Encontrei este vídeo do, considerado por muitos, o melhor ventríloco do mundo, que traz Achmed, the dead terrorist num especial Natal, onde canta as suas músicas de Natal personalizadas.

"Jingle Bombs"

Dancing through the sand
With a bomb straped to my back,
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,
But not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
By the US Military!

Oh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs,
Mind you up, you see.
Where are all the virgins
That Bin Laden promised me?

Oh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs,
Your soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel up on my head!

I used to be a man,
But every time I cof,
Thanks to Uncle Sam,
My nuts keep falling off!

My bombing day are done,
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much saffer
As a convinient store night clurk!

Oh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs,
I think I got screwed!
Don't laugh at me because I'm there
And I kill you!!